B.P.Stones

What is it...?

I write books where emotionally sensitive heroes accidentally save the world (sometimes in their socks).My genre is something I call Emotional Funtasy - Absurd Adventures with Real Heart!In a world that tells us to toughen up, Emotional Funtasy dares to ask:
What if softness was a kind of strength?
What if laughter and grief could sit at the same banquet table—spilling wine, making speeches, and occasionally falling off their chairs?This is a story space for the sensitive.For those who feel too much.
Who say the wrong thing, but mean the right one.
Who cry during arguments, or at leaflets, or when no one is watching.And yet—who get back up anyway.
With a joke.
A squeaky shoe and a funny walk.
A scream that shifts the world.Emotional Funtasy believes:
● you can be awkward and brave.
● you can be ridiculous and righteous.
● you can be broken and brilliant, all in the same sentence.It believes that if a story can make you cry, and then laugh,
you’ll start to realize:
● you can do that yourself.
● you can steer your own heart.
● you can bend light around loss.
● you can feel deeply without falling apart.Because feelings aren’t flaws...
they’re part of being humanI’m currently writing a four-book series that begins with 'I May Have Lost the Keys to the Realm' — a heartfelt, ridiculous quest led by an overwhelmed receptionist who might be heir to the throne...or not!

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Book One - "I May Have Lost the Keys to the Realm"

Tingo Long is a receptionist. Sensitive. Awkward. Possibly heir to the throne.He never meant to start a magical quest. He’s really more of a ‘fill-out-this-form’ kind of guy.But the Realm is in danger. A crystal has broken. A spell needs casting. A rabbit teddy bear has started blinking ominously.All Tingo has to do is gather the Keybearers, survive the Sirens, outwit the pirates, and keep his feelings in check.Easy. Right?

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Book Two - "I May Have Upset a Powerful Sorcerer as Well"

Knight of the Realm, Anklet Cali Foegrinder, didn’t ask for a goblin squire with a scream that shatters buildings.
And Jegasine the goblin definitely didn’t ask for a troll mentor with a sword problem and zero emotional vocabulary.But together, they’re tracking a powerful sorcerer, dodging soup-based executions, and accidentally uncovering a conspiracy involving depressed dragons, illegal magic, and a shadow army.The Realm might fall.
Their bond might break.
And worst of all—Cali might have to talk about her feelings.

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I May Have Infiltrated A Body Waxing Cult - A Satirical Spy Fantasy (Web Novel)

This web novella can be found on :
Scribble Hub, Royal Road, Inkitt, Substack, Wattpad and [Patreon] (for Free Members). Come and find it.SYNOPSIS
There’s something suspicious about the Guild of Body Waxers. People are being waxed... and then manipulated. Sensitive secrets are being divulged. And there are whisperings in the wax that King Long himself is the next target.Enter Pofi Pavu: amateur agent, rulebook rodeo, and sensitive soul. She’s determined to play things by the book—unfortunately, that seems to guarantee failure every single time. It’s not long before she’s out of the agency.But with nothing left to lose, Pofi starts doing things her way—and suddenly, things start to click. As she’s drawn deeper into the sticky underworld of Body Waxing (including a traumatic waxing initiation of her own), she begins to uncover a conspiracy not just targeting the realm’s treasury... but run by someone inside the agency itself.Can Pofi find her confidence, uncover the truth, and shut down the crime ring before the King is manipulated?Read the full story for free.

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